I love black thongs
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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