You just made me feel so damn special
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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