OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Randomize