that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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