omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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