you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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