How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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