Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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