so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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