lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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