You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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