I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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