just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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