Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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