he wants to bone in the snuggie
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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