i don't like sucking hair
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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