The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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