This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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