I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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