Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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