I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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