brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Fuck appropriateness.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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