I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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