Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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