you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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