Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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