i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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