are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
then he tried to convert me to islam
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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