Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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