Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
