He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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