My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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