SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
