Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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