Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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