i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Come on in and take your pants off
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