Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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