Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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