I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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