the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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