I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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