Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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