I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
3 2 1 whiskey
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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