Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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