its not stalking. its research.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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