I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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