Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Randomize
