Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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