The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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