Betty ford says i'm here all night
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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