I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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