Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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