Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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