Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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